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jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

bagmilk:

mom: why are you always asking for money?

me:

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Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me: don't
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
Me:
Uterus: happen
britoholic:

answering your calls like

britoholic:

answering your calls like

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

crumpetseeds:

youre-such-a-heavenly-view:

therothwoman:

helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

it’s always better than i remember it

2 days ago5,462,489 plays

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested